It's quite simple, really

Tweedledum and tweedledee both there eh, fly enough to be there at breakfast time on the saturday - after everyone has been on the p155 for two days and nights. They'll be hoping the majority sleep in.

Better order the ambulances now to avoid the rush

Nah, the SECC is just across the Clyde from Govan nick - with a handy footbridge linking them, plenty plods in attendance.